Why I hate Perez Hilton

Seriously ... why in the world is this guy even on the D-list?! (or the Z-list?)

Here are 10 things that I hate about you, Perez Hilton:

1. That isn't even your fucking name. You jump on others for copying styles, hairstyles, etc., but you stole your "name" from someone who is actually far more famous than you.



2. Nobody cares about your stupid hair. Really, you look like a fricken idiot.



3. Who, in your warped head, let you believe that you were any sort of fashion critic. I've seen your Hot Topic line ... enough said.



4. You have absolutely no loyalty. One minute you're swooning over Amy Winehouse and the next minute you're slamming her. So she's got serious problems, good thing she's not relying on you to stand beside her. You're on someone else's "Team" every damn day.



5. What in the world is your problem with Jennifer Aniston (and it's Aniston, NOT Maniston you jealous freak)? She is America's sweetheart.



6. Christian Ronaldo will never, ever, care about you. Stop daydreaming and move on.



7. Your ego is way, way, too big for you. Take it down a notch. Your shameless self-promotion is laughable. You care more about what Perez Sez than anyone else, but you just haven't caught on yet.



8. All you do is exploit, exploit, exploit...if I were a celebrity I'd egg your fucking house. Then I'd egg your car, and your face.



9. The penis drawings and pee stains are really, really old and juvenile. Superbad pulled it off, you need to give it up.



10. I just don't like jealous, Hollywood-wanna-be types. That's it.

Your 15 minutes are about up - maybe you and the fame-whoring couple from the Hills can all cry together.